You need to simmah down now. Simm-mm-mm-mm-mmah down nah.

Kaufmann wasn't spitting on you--he was showing the world what a narcissistic yet insecure little pus that he is. In a way, kind of like you and me, for all our grand schemes and intentions, we still can't pull ourselves out of mediocrity.

Well, maybe you can. Now why don't we get a bucket of my famous chicken made with a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices and talk about it?